Found a wallet in the snow Opened it up and I saw the ID She was born in the Summer I was so reckless and free Her name was Jennifer Ann Her home base was Evanston She must have come down To have drinks and some fun With college friends in town Her bank card was in there And so was one for a library It was missing, I knew she'd care On a receipt was a phone number Of a person named Chris So I decided to call her up and The conversation went like this; The reason why I’m calling Is because of somethin’ I found I’d like to talk to Jennifer Is she still around? Chris said she left this mornin’ And said she’d get it to her ASAP she was headin’ up there Thursday Then Jennifer would be happy So Chris called up Jennifer She said it was dropped outside Jenny then called me to say When she found out, she cried I dropped it off at Chris’ place And thought that was that But she invited me inside Chris wanted to have a chat We talked for a long time Turns out they were related They were cousins & best friends She said they were frustrated Chris didn’t have her ID, so They walked to the liquor store For beer and snacks, you know They later passed out on the floor I said I’ve gotta get back to work She said hey, what do you do? I told her I was an Lyft driver She said oh, I could pay you For a ride up there Thursday We could all go out for a drink It’s the least she and I could do She’d like to meet you, I think And I can’t believe I said yes That Chicago night was the best Because Jen brought a girlfriend Who I hit it off with so well And the whole thing was fate How I loved dating sweet Michelle It all worked out, we got engaged Jen & Chris were her bridesmaids Now I work at her father’s law firm ‘Cause I graduated with good grades Just so now all of you know What can happen when you return That found wallet in the snow What a lovely lesson to learn You could meet the love of your life When you return that wallet you found Oh I’m so happy I returned that random girl’s wallet I fatefully found In front of that liquor store in the snow In front of that liquor store in the snow February 7, 2021
What’ll It Be, Charlie?
What’ll it be, Charlie? Would bourbon heal your heart Now that she done left you Now that you’re split apart What’ll it be, Charlie? How ‘bout a tonic and gin Now she’s out of the picture It was a game you couldn’t win They say a man can get over a heartbreak By meeting someone else right away So, Charlie have a drink on me You time is now, don’t delay Don’t waste your time thinkin’ of her There’s plenty of trout in the river What’ll it be, Charlie? Let’s marinate that thirsty liver What’ll it be, Charlie? How ‘bout an ice cold beer Get back in the saddle, my friend Plenty of good women in here What’ll it be, Charlie? Don’t sit there and be down Cheer up, we’ve got your back Let’s get rid of that frown They say a man can get over a lost love By meeting someone else right away So, Charlie your drinks are on me You sure might find someone today Don’t waste your time thinkin’ of her There’s plenty of trout in the river What’ll it be, Charlie? Let’s marinate that thirsty liver What’ll it be, Charlie? Let’s marinate that thirsty liver February 6, 2021
At The Lake House
It’s warm in this place when it’s cold outside
I’m still here at the lake house where we met
We were just kids but it seems like yesterday
It was a moment frozen in time I won’t forget
You had a bright big smile and laughed at me
I was quiet and shy but not with you back then
We’d watch the geese before they flew away
And you came back to see me again and again
At the lake house
It was just you and me
At the lake house
We were so happy and free
Fishin’ in a rowboat
Wishin’ on falling stars
Not old enough to go to bars
And we weren’t fully grown
Out at the lake house
Where I now live alone
I’m out here while you’re in another’s arms
Thinkin’ ‘bout all those afternoons with you
We’d go on walks until we had to run back
I crushed on you and you already knew
At the lake house
It was just you and me
At the lake house
We were so happy and free
Sharin’ my poems with you
Hopin’ we’d share a kiss
Not knowin’ it’s you I’d miss
And weep at your gravestone
Out at the lake house
Where I now live all alone
Out at the lake house
Where I now live alone
February 2, 2021
All Yours Tonight
You weren’t treated well in the past You’re lookin’ for somethin’ that will last You’re drinkin’ till you can’t feel your feet and sittin' at the bar as you're lookin’ at me If you want me to take you home I will Don’t worry babe, I’ve already paid the bill I’m gonna take real good care of you Give you comfort that’s sincere and true I’m OK with bein’ the one you turn to When you’re lonely deep inside I’m OK with you calling me from here When you are drunk and need a ride I’m OK with bein’ your codependent fool I’m OK with helpin’ you get up After you’ve fallen from your stool I accept you for who you’ve been And now I hope you see the light My shoulder could be all yours tonight I’ve watched you weekly hang out in here We’ve talked a lot over the course of a year We’re friends, at least I hope you think so And if you ever need my love let me know I’m OK with bein’ the one you turn to When you’re lonely deep inside I’m OK with you callin' me from here When you are drunk and need a ride I’m OK with bein’ your codependent fool I’m OK with helpin’ you get up After you’ve fallen from your stool I accept you for who you’ve been And now I hope you see the light My shoulder could be all yours tonight Babe, my shoulder is all yours tonight February 2, 2021
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
You ask me why I love you Why I’m always thinking of you Why your kisses are better than wine I couldn’t even tell you Why I love to smell you Your guess is as good as mine It could be your bright eyes Or that attractive hip size Or your smile, how it shines Maybe my heart is saying I should be often praying And forget all my ex-Valentines Maybe it’s not as important The answer to your question, "Why?" Maybe if you believe me And you don’t hurt or deceive me The truth will never be a lie I could say it’s your laughter Is the reason why I’m after Your lips so soft and divine I’d explain it if I could If you said that it would prove this ain't a corny line But baby, your guess is as good as mine Baby, your guess is as good as mine January 31, 2021
If I Cried
If I cried many teardrops From these pale blue eyes I’m not sure if it would matter She’s already said her goodbyes So, I won’t cry many teardrops I’ll be manly and swallow my pride She wouldn’t be payin' attention If I cried If I cried about missin’ her If I cried about not kissin’ her If I cried cause I couldn’t hold her Sweet body close to mine If I cried and drank til I fell down If I cried like a backstage circus clown She won’t come back to this town So I think I’ll have some more wine If I cried like a little baby Or if I cried like a crocodile Just because I missed her laughter And that funny, silly smile So I won’t cry like a little baby I’ll get drunk and bum a ride Find someone else who’ll care If I cried If I cried about missin’ her If I cried about not kissin’ her If I cried cause I couldn’t hold her Smooth body close to mine If I cried and drank til I fell down If I cried like a backstage circus clown She won’t come back to this town So I think I’ll have some more wine And bourbon, scotch and a few cases of delicious Coors Light Cause I can throw up all night There’s no one at home to fight Bring on all the booze tonight That girl was no Mrs. Right I won’t ever get her back now Even If I cried No, I couldn't get her back now, Even if I cried… January 27, 2021
Keepin’ Secrets
I used to not tell you what I spent money on
I used to pay only with cash from the bank
I used to see how far I could take it
And gamble with your trust until it sank
I’m in this truck parked by the courthouse
I see you dressed in brand new clothes
I knew you didn’t have it in you
To accept the behavior you think I chose
Chorus:
You saw a different me that emerged
When we got out of our honeymoon phase
And then you realized for yourself
You wanted better nights and days
I knew I wanted to move on from you
You knew you wanted to leave me too
We were too busy avoiding the truth
Keepin’ secrets was all we learned to do
It wasn’t a problem we were meant to solve
I know it’s right for our marriage to dissolve
We thought we had it all together back then
We didn’t want to end up unhappily divorced
Cause we both came from broken homes
So we tried to set sail on another course
We wanted to be there for each other
And stay honest with with how we felt
We’d accept each other warts and all
Our hearts grew hard, instead of melt
Bridge:
And I see all the damage I did on my end
I’ve lost you for good, my lover & friend
You saw a different me that emerged
When we got out of our honeymoon phase
And then you realized for yourself
You wanted better nights and days
I knew I wanted to move on from you
You knew you wanted to leave me too
And too busy avoiding what we could be
Keepin’ secrets was all we learned to do
It wasn’t a problem we were meant to solve
I know it’s right for our marriage to dissolve
Tag:
It’s how aware humans grow, change and evolve
That’s why I know our marriage had to dissolve
January 24, 2021
Should’ve Been Toby Keith
He says he should have been a cowboy
Ridin’ with the guys on a cattle drive
I don’t think he understands his talents
He makes people feel happy and alive
He’s a stud in boots and cowboy hat
And his songs are so intense and great
Makes me wanna leave my 50K town
To go find a place in the Sooners State
He’s impressive as a Country performer
Man what I would do to be in his corner
Proud of being from the land of the free
When he sings, man I don’t wanna be me
I wanna be him, with that kickass grin
Keepin’ all his songs free of sin
He’s an original rascal filled with fire
Never stopped playin’ and won’t retire
He’s got a sound and style of his own
His face looks like it’s chiseled from stone
He loves his fans and they all love him back
When it comes to class, he’s ahead of the pack
If you say I’m good, you’d be lying through your teeth
I’ll never be him, I should’ve been Toby Keith
I’ll never be him, I should’ve been Toby Keith
January 23, 2021
Is It True You’re Single Again?
Heard a rumor the other night
If I’ve said too much say when
Is it true he’s left you all alone
Is it true you’re single again?
Do you need me to come over?
I’d be happy to soothe your pain
Don’t be afraid to hang with me
Is it true you’re single again?
I’ve been waiting in the wings for years now
Guess I’ve been jealous of all those lucky guys
Who got to take you on dates & romantic getaways
I don’t think anything I tell you will be a surprise
I don’t want to argue or fight
If I’ve said too much say when
Is it true he’s left you all alone
Is it true you’re single again?
Do you need me to come over?
I’d be happy to soothe your pain
Don’t be afraid to hang with me
Is it true you’re single again?
I’ve got poems I’ve written to express my longing
They’re from my soul and I’ll share them with you
Some are cheesy but some are heart-wrenching
And I think my dear it’s high time that you knew
I heard a rumor the other night
If I’ve said too much say when
Is it true he’s left you all alone
Is it true you’re single again?
Do you need me to come over?
I’d be happy to soothe your pain
Don’t be afraid to spill the tea
Is it true you’re single again?
Is it true you’re single
And ready to mingle
Is it true you’re single again?
Oh, baby,
Is it true you’re single again?
January 15, 2021