Cornholing With You

Well, we’ve been to the County Fair
where I won you a little prize
And we’ve gone to Lover’s Point
where I saw the stars in your eyes

We’ve done so many things, dear
There’s just one thing left to do
If you’re free this afternoon
I’d love to go cornholing with you

Cornhole (Cornhole)
Cornhole (Cornhole)
Cornhole (Cornhole)
Corn ho ho ho ho holing with you.

You’ve never heard of it, I know
You’re not from around here
It’s pretty simple, baby
The rules are very clear

The object of the game, my love
Is throw that bag like a horseshoe
so it glides in that special spot
I’d love to go cornholing with you

Cornhole (Cornhole)
Cornhole (Cornhole)
Cornhole (Cornhole)
Corn ho ho ho ho holing with you.

Well, we’ve been to the church carnival
and golfing was pretty darn fun
We’re way beyond that phase where
we would wonder who’s the one

And I know it’s time I taught you
We’ve been invited to a barbecue
Where there’ll be a cool jug band
I’m gonna get to go cornholing with you

Cornhole (Cornhole)
Cornhole (Cornhole)
Cornhole (Cornhole)
Corn ho ho ho ho holing with you

Lordy mama, I’ll be
Corn ho ho ho ho holing with you
Sweet lady of mine
I’ll be corn ho ho ho ho holing with you

YEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW

2017

Here’s a number I’m hoping the Hot Club of Cowtown, Deke Dickerson or Big Sandy could record. Cornhole is a popular Midwestern and Southern game but it’s picked up steam and you can play it just about anywhere now. How this girl has never heard of it, maybe she’s from the big city or something.