She’s looking for a fat boy
Doesn’t have to be so pretty
He just has to be functional
Preferably from the city
She’s looking for a fat boy
Who likes X-Box & 8 track tapes
He can have a scruffy goatee
And a closet full of capes
He doesn’t have to like sports
There could be a food stain on his shirt
As long as he has a heart of gold
And prefers tenderness to hurt
She’s looking for a fat boy
He might not have a head of hair
But he’s gotta love to cuddle
Like a loyal teddy bear
He doesn’t have to be a drinker
He doesn’t have to know how to swim
He can be a goofy dancer
And she’d still be loving him.
2017