If you’re down on your luck
You just crashed your GMC truck
Yeah, then life might suck –
But sex might help
If someone special left you
And you don’t know what to do
Here’s a tip when you get blue
Hey, sex might help
Whether it’s tender
or a little rough
Or your partner
is sensitive or tough
It just might help your mood
in a Chevy on a back road
Sometimes all you need
is take a big ol’ creamy load
See, we need that dirty connection
Like we need fresh water and food
So if you need a helping hand
Girl, I’ll be there, I’ll be the man
Deep down I know you understand
Sex might help
You won’t find this advice on Yelp
Sex might help
Solo
Whether it’s tender
or a little rough
Or your partner
is sensitive or tough
It just might help your mood
in a Chevy on a back road
Sometimes all you need
is take in a big ol’ creamy load
See, we need that dirty connection
Like we need fresh water and food
So if you need a helping hand
Girl, I’ll be there, I’ll be the man
I’ll help you try to understand
Sex might help
Sex, whoa, hot steamy break the bed sex
with me in a fleabag motel might help.
March 5, 2018
Lyrics Notes: The inspiration is below…