Bartender, I’ve had a really rough week
The slopes here have been hard on me
I was wonderin’ if you could be so kind
to fix me one of the house specialties
I know you know how to make it
I’m sure you’ve done it before
And if you make it right for me
you will absolutely score
Give me a Chocolate Covered Banana
and baby, I don’t mean the drink
Cover it with extra syrup
Do it with a smile and a wink
Give me that Chocolate Covered Banana
It’s just what I need I think
It’s your Chocolate Covered Banana
Baby, I don’t mean the drink
I’ve come to this club several times
You know me very well
I love the way you comb your hair
and I’m turned on by how you smell
I love how you flirt with me
So I thought I call you on your bluff
Oh I know once I have it
I’ll never get enough
Give me a Chocolate Covered Banana
and baby, I don’t mean the drink
Cover it with extra syrup
Do it with a smile and a wink
Give me that Chocolate Covered Banana
It’s just what I need I think
Give me your Chocolate Covered Banana
Baby, I don’t mean the drink
Give me your Chocolate Covered Banana
Baby, I don’t mean the drink.
2009, Revised 2018