V1
Believe it or not, I’m not angry at you
for whatever it is you two have done
She doesn’t know I’m meeting you here
She thinks I’ve come to the city for fun
I’m sure you’re wonderin’ how I know
The way I found out about your affair
There was a day a couple months ago
when I couldn’t find her anywhere
V2
I checked our credit card documents
There was a charge I didn’t recognize
It was at a place I’ve never been
and I pieced together all her lies
after confirming with a friend of hers
She was with you when she paid that bill
Then a friend said they saw you with her
at the City Club on Bunker Hill
Chorus
What have you done with her?
That’s all I really want to know
Did you take her on a romantic trip
up to Napa or down to Mexico?
I don’t recognize her anymore
She’s different from how she used to be
Please tell me what have you done with her
so she’s acting much happier with me
V3
She’s consistently getting things handled
She doesn’t put them off for another day
and she writes me post-it love notes
She now tells me what she needs to say
She’s a better spouse and parent to our kids
She even was promoted to a better job at work
Whatever it is you’ve done with her
makes me consider you a friend, not a jerk
Bridge
I just need for you to explain
Then we can go our separate ways
Do you think she’s changed forever
or is she just going through a phase?
Is this uncomfortable for you that I’m askin’
about what you did that changed her so much?
‘Cause whatever you have, I will need now
It seems as if I’ve lost my touch
Chorus
So, what have you done with her?
That’s all I really want to know
Did you take her on a romantic trip
up to Napa or down to Mexico?
I don’t recognize her anymore
She’s different from how she used to be
Please tell me what have you done with her
so she’s acting much happier with me
Please tell me what have you done with her
so she’s acting much happier with me
March 22, 2018