She walks into our favorite bar
And I break into a cold sweat
Her light blue eyes see me
And it’s just like when we met
It was at a Golf Course cafe’
She was waiting there for me
Even though it was February
We had to cool off by the sea
Cause she’s hot
Whoa she’s hot
As Blue Blazes
Blue Blazes
Now she’s holding my hand
And I order her favorite drink
She takes off her winter coat
It was her mother’s faux mink
And she gives me that wink
The one I know so very well
Everyone around us there
Are caught up in her spell
Cause she’s hot
Whoa she’s hot
As Blue Blazes
Blue Blazes
She’s sweeter than candied apples
Her steamy kisses fog up my bifocals
She doesn’t get why she’s admired
By Out of Towners and The Locals
She’s nothing like the rest of them
All the women in this crowded place
She thinks she’s just about average
But she has a timeless sexy face
I’m not sure what she sees in me
Yeah I’m just a regular blue collar joe
I’m the luckiest man because of her
How much I love her, she’ll never know
How I’m so surprised
Out of all the guys
She could have ended up with
She chooses me every night and day
She doesn’t care about my lack of raises
Or my multiple random weird phases
She just thinks I’m hot as blue blazes
And makes me feel like a wealthy king
She’s hot as blue blazes
She’s hot as blue blazes
With her by my side I can do anything
With her by my side I can do anything
Black Friday, 2019