It took me a long while
To understand how to do it right
Like a younger boxer
Who’s training hard for a fight
I didn’t learn it from a book
It was from experience & porn
Then I finally got the hang
Of grinding the corn
I had lots of partners
They lost their patience with me
I didn’t have what they needed
To be comfortable and free
Until I started comprehending
I had to poke it like a thorn
Then she was hot and bothered
From grinding the corn
Grinding the cord
Is harder than it seems
It’s easier to do it
When you’re having wet dreams
Grinding the corn
Has nothing to do with food
But once you master the process
It’ll put your woman in a better mood
I can’t tell you how to do it
You’ll have to learn on your own
But you can’t be soft or timid
You’ve gotta be hard as a stone
You’ve gotta keep your goal in mind
Until she blows that mighty horn
Then you both will get great sleep
After grinding the corn
So keep at it, you’ll eventually master
The art of grinding the corn
Memorial Day Weekend, 2021