I remember the first time I tasted it
I must have been oh, about fifteen
I got some on my Mack Truck shirt
I thought I was the man on the scene

But I wasn’t the guy I hoped I was
Till that summer at camp when
I changed for the better because

You turned me on to Beer Nuts
With a big ol’ cup of Squirt
It took away all my frustration
It cut out all my butthurt
Now no matter where we are
It’s my favorite go-to
Nothin’s better for me than
Squirt, Beer Nuts & You

I’ve loved every beer nut I’ve had
Squirt has always quenched my thirst
And your kisses filled up my heart
So much I thought it would burst

The longer we’re together, babe
The more I love you every day
I wouldn’t want anything different
Life would suck any other way

You turned me on to Beer Nuts
With a big ol’ cup of Squirt
It took away all my frustration
It cut out all my butthurt
Now no matter where we are
It’s my favorite go-to
Nothin’s better for me than
Squirt, Beer Nuts & You

Pizza and beer’s pretty good
So is Kansas City BBQ
But all the food or drink can’t compare
And it’s time you knew

Oh I would climb the highest mountain
I would do anything you want me to
I’d go barefoot on ice in my underwear
For Squirt, Beer Nuts and You

For Squirt, Beer Nuts and You

August 7, 2022

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