You came in with a chip on your shoulder
Wearin’ a ripped Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt
Your hair’s greasy under that STP cap
And your jeans are covered in mud & dirt
Take a look around and what do ya see
I’ll give ya a hint, all our Harleys outside
We just got off the road and restin’
From a three hundred mile ride
This bar ain’t for rednecks or hillbillies
It’s for good ol’ boys like the Hag
We don’t want any troublemakers
Or any sissy boys on the rag
We’re here to take a load off from bein’
hardcore country a**holes out there
So best be on your way, goddammit
Any fight with us would be unfair
You came in with chaw under your lip
And just spit into my hard earned beer
I got news for you, new kid in town
We don’t do that here – Are we clear?
This place ain’t for hillbillies or rednecks
It’s for good ol’ boys like us and you
Outside, we’re called troublemakers
We’ve hurt a lot of people, it’s true
So take a load off from bein’ like us
hardcore country a**holes out there
As the leader of this tough guy gang
Here’s my jacket you can have & wear
August 16, 2022