Got a job in insurance makin’ ‘round 100K
At the local steakhouses I have it my way
I buy pizza and gas at the General Store
I’ll drink you off the table down to the floor
I like my cold beers in aluminum cans
And seein’ up & comin’ country bands
Fishin’ with my buddies on Saturdays
My Blue Collar baby thinks it’s a phase
But I’m a white collar redneck all the way
When I’m not on the job I play, play, play
Ain’t no way I’ll change, change, change
I’m addicted to shootin’ at the rifle range
I got my in-group, we go way back
To the days we’d run on the train tracks
I could count on them if I got into a wreck
This is my life as a White Collar Redneck
I’m not into exotics but I love my trucks
Got a pond out back ‘n a bank fulla bucks
I invested in a cattle ranch ‘n Caterpillar
But I’m a loyal boyfriend, not a lady killer
I like pool halls at night after I work all day
And all my employees respect what I say
My kids and my baby are my best friends
And with old enemies I’ve made amends
But I’m a white collar redneck all the way
When I’m not on the job I play, play, play
Ain’t no way I’ll change, change, change
I’m addicted to shootin’ at the rifle range
I got my in-group, we go way back
To the days we’d run on the train tracks
I could count on them if I got into a wreck
This is my life as a White Collar Redneck
I love my life as a White Collar Redneck
January 7, 2023