What’ll It Be, Charlie?

What’ll it be, Charlie? Would bourbon heal your heart Now that she done left you Now that you’re split apart What’ll it be, Charlie? How ‘bout a tonic and gin Now she’s out of the picture It was a game you couldn’t win They say a man can get over a heartbreak By meeting someoneContinue reading “What’ll It Be, Charlie?”

All Yours Tonight

You weren’t treated well in the past You’re lookin’ for somethin’ that will last You’re drinkin’ till you can’t feel your feet and sittin’ at the bar as you’re lookin’ at me If you want me to take you home I will Don’t worry babe, I’ve already paid the bill I’m gonna take real goodContinue reading “All Yours Tonight”

If I Cried

If I cried many teardrops From these pale blue eyes I’m not sure if it would matter She’s already said her goodbyes So, I won’t cry many teardrops I’ll be manly and swallow my pride She wouldn’t be payin’ attention If I cried If I cried about missin’ her If I cried about not kissin’Continue reading “If I Cried”

Keepin’ Secrets

I used to not tell you what I spent money on I used to pay only with cash from the bank I used to see how far I could take it And gamble with your trust until it sank I’m in this truck parked by the courthouse I see you dressed in brand new clothesContinue reading “Keepin’ Secrets”

Is It True You’re Single Again?

Heard a rumor the other night If I’ve said too much say when Is it true he’s left you all alone Is it true you’re single again? Do you need me to come over? I’d be happy to soothe your pain Don’t be afraid to hang with me Is it true you’re single again? I’veContinue reading “Is It True You’re Single Again?”

Have You Smelled His Fingers Lately?

Have you smelled his fingers lately? Do you know where he’s been all day? Do you wonder if he’s been cheating? Or do you just turn the other way? Are you blind to who he’s been with? Do you care if he’s messing around? Have you smelled his fingers lately? Can’t you see he’s totallyContinue reading “Have You Smelled His Fingers Lately?”

I’m Not Here to Get Drunk

No, I don’t want a bottle of Samuel Adams, A shot of Jagermeister or Root Beer Schnapps Don’t want a Malibu and Coke or a Mudslide Cuz I don’t wanna be pulled over by the cops I’m not here to cause a scene I’m not here to listen to Punk I came here to seeContinue reading “I’m Not Here to Get Drunk”

Skin Tag Blues

I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues They’re all over my feet That’s why I don’t like wearin’ shoes Skin Tag Blues Skin Tag Blues There’s nothin’ I can do ‘bout these Skin Tag Blues Skin tags  on my belly Skin tags on my back Skin tags on the napeContinue reading “Skin Tag Blues”