Category Archives: Adult Themes
Skin Tag Blues
I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues They’re all over my feet That’s why I don’t like wearin’ shoes Skin Tag Blues Skin Tag Blues There’s nothin’ I can do ‘bout these Skin Tag Blues Skin tags on my belly Skin tags on my back Skin tags on the napeContinue reading “Skin Tag Blues”
Went Against Their Wishes
They thought something was off with him The moment he walked in and he met them His cold hands, the calculated stares, They were all Republicans, he was a Dem They didn’t like his condescending tone And his liberal freethinking ways He was a Black Lives Matter supporter And he believed in civil rights forContinue reading “Went Against Their Wishes”
Memory
Three thirty in the morning Woke up to go take a piss Then went to the front room Sat on the couch and wrote this Rain comes down hard outside I hear wind slamming the windows I decided to start up some coffee I should wash some dirty clothes And my dog is snoring likeContinue reading “Memory”
Regrets of a Gone Girl
He changed his name before he moved there, So no one would find him in that town He tried to keep a hidden profile Found a quick job and settled down And soon as things got comfortable All of a sudden, she appeared Right there on his apartment doorstep And he asked, “What are youContinue reading “Regrets of a Gone Girl”
Nashville, Tennessee
He was out on a Tuesday In his Chevy getting drunk off a twenty four pack of bottled Budweiser Lite Thinkin’ ‘bout the girl he fell in love with When they were sixteen And everythin’ was alright He was wonderin’ what she was up to as he hadn’t seen her since they parked out byContinue reading “Nashville, Tennessee”
Revolving Door of Her Heart
I never knew what hit me We used to get along so well But now I’m stuck in here And it sure feels like hell Confused like I’m on Jeopardy I feel like I’m gonna win Then she falls to temptation It’s a circle game of sin Stuck, oh I am stuck In the revolvingContinue reading “Revolving Door of Her Heart”
I’m Big on You
I’m big on watchin’ NASCAR I’m big on my tractor too I’m big on sandlot baseball And I’m big on you I’m big on fishin’ holes I’m big on barbecue I’m big on backyard football And I’m big on you I’m big on brews after work I’m big on real slow dances I’m big onContinue reading “I’m Big on You”
Warm and Neighborly Woman
We met at the Farmer’s Market, she was sellin’ sweet corn by the pound And I was quite surprised by her sincere smile I accidentally found Her lips were like apples from trees I’d pick from when I was young I just could not believe my eyes, she was a love song yet to beContinue reading “Warm and Neighborly Woman”