I’m No Longer Nostalgic For You November 17, 2018 I used to look back with fond memories of when you and I dated back then I’d sit and look through your letters and… Continue Reading
Not So Wise November 4, 2018 She’s as hot as biscuits on Sunday mornin’ but she can be colder than a witches tit And when I put my right hand… Continue Reading
The Regular October 30, 2018 Well, I’m a regular at the Lucca Grill Where I order the same thing every week A Ham and Pineapple Calzone & a Coke… Continue Reading
Parents’ Home Date September 18, 2018 The popcorn’s made, it’s in a white plastic bowl It’s a home date, he’s gotta keep it under control He’s gotta show her he… Continue Reading
Mama He’s Not Right August 15, 2018 Well, I got off early from my dead end job And I headed to my girl’s parents’ place And they didn’t hear me let… Continue Reading
Set Me Up With You July 9, 2018 You’ve tried to set me up with your friendsThat didn’t go over with them so wellYou kept thinkin’ one of them would like meAnd… Continue Reading
The Emigrant Gap Bandit June 25, 2018 See, If you could step right into my shoes You would know why I am this way You would know my complete story Why… Continue Reading
His Poor Hand June 20, 2018 He was at a high stakes card gameRight above Drifters in BloomingtonFrom the looks of him you could sayHe wasn’t having a lot of… Continue Reading
Ballad of Sugar Booger & Ellie Mae June 18, 2018 She called him Sugar Booger‘n he didn’t mind one bitHe wasn’t rich or very poorHe was heavier ‘n not so fit They got along… Continue Reading