Skin Tag Blues

I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues They’re all over my feet That’s why I don’t like wearin’ shoes Skin Tag Blues Skin Tag Blues There’s nothin’ I can do ‘bout these Skin Tag Blues Skin tags  on my belly Skin tags on my back Skin tags on the napeContinue reading “Skin Tag Blues”

Sand In Our Cracks

Sand in our cracks Breathing the ocean breeze As we’re makin’ sweet memories With Hawaiian Tropic oil on our sun kissed backs and warm white sand in our cracks Tired of bein’ at home Tired of stayin’ inside Wanna get outta this place Where the water is wide Where the fun never stops As weContinue reading “Sand In Our Cracks”

When It Comes To Shaving

I’m happy with wearing plain clothes I don’t need logos on them to feel great I’m fine with simple decor in our home I don’t mind eating off a paper plate But there’s one thing I won’t ever negotiate When it comes to shaving I’ll always need to use a brush and soap I won’tContinue reading “When It Comes To Shaving”

If You’re Looking For My Heart

I don’t know if you even care though you’re sittin’ with me here With me at this bowling alley bar and you just ordered me a cold beer I’m not used to forward women But before we even start It’s been thrown in the trash If you’re looking for my heart It’s been thrown inContinue reading “If You’re Looking For My Heart”

I’m No Garth Brooks, But…

I’m tired of Standing Outside The Fire Thinkin’ of That Summer & That Ol’ Wind And I’ve been sick of Burning Bridges and Unanswered Prayers again and again I might be goin’ Against The Grain now but I want to be your only Mr. Right For that’s when We Shall Be Free Cause we’ll findContinue reading “I’m No Garth Brooks, But…”

Maybe It’s Just My Boner

When I was younger than I am now I’d get erections all the time In classrooms and bathrooms The feeling was very sublime So it’s weird now that I’m older ‘Cause my dick doesn’t go up much these days Even when I’m not attracted to the girl it decides to go against my heart andContinue reading “Maybe It’s Just My Boner”

Normal Christmas

Do you remember when Christmas was Christmas with your brothers, sisters, Mom and Dad? When you exchanged good wishes and presents and the best family times ever were had? When nobody had special dietary needs and everybody wanted to be there? When there wasn’t a single argument? When we lived our lives without a care?Continue reading “Normal Christmas”

She Murdered Me

We met through a personal advertisement In a local entertainment publication After a few dates she invited me to Come with her on a two-week vacation It was all inclusive at a resort in Mexico And it included an overnight cruise Little did I know on that boat It was my life that I wouldContinue reading “She Murdered Me”