Category: Goomba Town

Went Against Their Wishes

They thought something was off with him The moment he walked in and he met them His cold hands, the calculated stares, They were all Republicans, he was a Dem They didn’t like his condescending tone And his liberal freethinking ways He was a Black Lives Matter supporter And he believed in civil rights for…

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When It Comes To Shaving

I’m happy with wearing plain clothes I don’t need logos on them to feel great I’m fine with simple decor in our home I don’t mind eating off a paper plate But there’s one thing I won’t ever negotiate When it comes to shaving I’ll always need to use a brush and soap I won’t…

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Sneaky Cheaters

She started noticing he’d stay up late at night Textin’ someone, but didn’t say who it was He’d always go to the bars on the weekends Then end up at a buddy’s house because He was too drunk to drive, but that wasn’t right Her friend saw his buddy and he was a she They…

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Goomba Town

Men’s men all around The sweetest women can be found It’s like livin’ on Italian ground There, in Goomba Town It’s the place to be if you’re from beloved Sicily They’ll treat you like family There, in Goomba Town They’re far from bein’ gangsters you see in those movies and on TV But the actors…

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