South Mouth July 2, 2022 My sweetheart’s got a South Mouth She’s the loudest one in the room She cracks jokes n tells her stories like she’s singin’ a… Continue Reading
Old-Money Man August 23, 2021 She wanted an old-money manone who wore a uniformShe wanted an old-money manSomeone who’d keep her warmSomeone who’d wear a silk tieSomeone who’d wear… Continue Reading
Etiquette Nazis July 29, 2021 There she is at the dinner partyTelling them all how to behaveThere she is at the dinner partyDoin’ that Princess Wave There she is… Continue Reading
Grinding the Corn May 30, 2021 It took me a long while To understand how to do it right Like a younger boxer Who’s training hard for a fight I… Continue Reading
Soon, You’ll Have Tacos April 9, 2021 We were driving in the middle of nowhere With the windows open and I felt her stare We were starving and she wanted Taco… Continue Reading
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine January 31, 2021 You ask me why I love you Why I’m always thinking of you Why your kisses are better than wine I couldn’t even tell… Continue Reading
Skin Tag Blues January 1, 2021 I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues They’re all over my feet That’s why I don’t like wearin’ shoes… Continue Reading
I Know That Guy October 21, 2020 We went to school with him in California He had so many things on his plate He lettered in four sports and belonged to… Continue Reading
If You’re Looking For My Heart September 26, 2019 I don’t know if you even care though you’re sittin’ with me here With me at this bowling alley bar and you just ordered… Continue Reading