Category: Inspired by High School
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She’s Datin’ a Bad Boy
Her grades began to slip from A’s & B’s to C’s & D’s Her current choice of schoolboy won’t give her fond memories He’s been makin’ her feel guilty He don’t respect her one bit He’s a cocky lil’ sumbitch Born to end up a misfit She’s datin’ a bad boy Oh, he’s not gonna […]
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Parents’ Home Date
The popcorn’s made, it’s in a white plastic bowl It’s a home date, he’s gotta keep it under control He’s gotta show her he cares, but stay kinda cool but she’s already changed into a suit for the pool He picked out a movie, she wants to go swimmin’ She’s flirty like a lot of […]
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Oh Steubenville
It was the Summer before I started freshman year I was invited to go on a week-long religious retreat Thought it was neat that my church sponsored me Maybe Jesus Christ was who I would meet A small group including my best friend and me Got on that jet plane and flew through the sky […]
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Set Me Up With You
You’ve tried to set me up with your friendsThat didn’t go over with them so wellYou kept thinkin’ one of them would like meAnd none of them had fun with me or fell So tonight, I’ve got a good hunch in my heartMaybe you haven’t thought this throughHave you ever considered sweetheart,they think you should […]
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Chasing You
Every day after school I was a lovestruck fool You and I, we’d walk and I listened to you talk You’d tell me what was wrong I’d sing you my favorite song And soon I was falling hard So I poured my heart out in a card And right before Homecoming I gave it to […]
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Get Out of Town
She said she was in love with me I am positive now she had lied She said she was feeling feelings She couldn’t keep them inside She had me meet her Momma She introduced me to her Dad But this is what he said to me During the only talk we ever had He said […]
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The Songs We Wrote That Summer
The first one we wrote, it was when we met It was a Meet Cute you and I will never forget It had humor involving food staining your dress and us laughing hysterically as we cleaned the mess The second one we wrote on our coffee shop date We could have cut it short, but […]
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Maybe It’s Just My Boner
When I was younger than I am now I’d get erections all the time In classrooms and bathrooms The feeling was very sublime So it’s weird now that I’m older ‘Cause my dick doesn’t go up much these days Even when I’m not attracted to the girl it decides to go against my heart and […]
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Preppy Coastal Town
Whenever she looks over to him, her lips part And he’s thinkin’ bout his favorite go-kart Instead of payin’ attention to her come-hither look He’s hidin’ behind a NASCAR History book She wants him to talk to her ‘bout his muscle car And dreams together, they’ll go wide ‘n far But he’s pining for the […]