Category: Inspired by People
-
Queen of Beer
When she died All the family rejoiced She was in so much pain They did a long stein-hoist They cheered and hollered They were anxious to hear What they were inheriting From the true Queen of Beer There was cash All the jewels and homes And the antique furniture Her volumes of poems They drank […]
-
Rowdy Rednecks
Get yourself a rowdy redneck To liven up the rest of your days Fall in love with a rowdy redneck To change your Yankee ways They don’t compromise their terms They laugh more than they cry Marry a rugged rowdy redneck They’ll be loyal to ya ‘til they die Befriend a bunch’a rowdy rednecks They’ll […]
-
American Woman and Man
He takes trains, planes, trucks or cars Depending on where he travels to He’s got his briefcase full of catalogs Sales is something he’s born to do He sells to people looking for answers He sells for checks to send to his wife Now, he’s just a money making machine But he’s not having a […]
-
Hardcore Country A**holes
You came in with a chip on your shoulder Wearin’ a ripped Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt Your hair’s greasy under that STP cap And your jeans are covered in mud & dirt Take a look around and what do ya see I’ll give ya a hint, all our Harleys outside We just got off the […]
-
People We Know
People we know are lonely People we know are afraid People we know are hurting From the games they’ve played They didn’t know they were playin’ They just wanted happiness But the walls got higher Those are nasty frogs they kissed And we try to cheer them up Say they are worthy of more We […]
-
Carhartt Hat
He looks at her She looks away He’s rackin’ his brain On what to do and say He’s a roughneck But he’s a little shy She thinks he’s just Some hometown guy But he’s been watching her From the end of the bar And he knows she’s No model or movie star Men are ogling […]
-
The Jewish Life
I’m not good with money I don’t work in real estate I don’t struggle daily With self-love or hate But I’ve worn the same watch Ever since our wedding day Even though my wife is Arabic It’s this I’ve gotta say I wanna be Jewish I wanna wear gold I’m gonna wear boxers & White […]
-
South Mouth
My sweetheart’s got a South Mouth She’s the loudest one in the room She cracks jokes n tells her stories like she’s singin’ a Hank Williams tune She can’t help but be a little ornery but she’s as quiet as a church mouse When we’re home on our easy chairs in our little white country […]
-
Obsessed With Kelly
I’m obsessed with Kelly I can’t get her out of my head I’m obsessed with Kelly She’s probably home in her bed Cause she’s not at this dance I may not have any chance But I’m obsessed with Kelly And all those things she said Like She never wanted me She never needed me I […]