What’s a tall drink of water doin’ With short, fat, balding me anyway? Why does she want to be with me Until my final dying day? I’m not rich, handsome or suave In fact I’m a bit of an obnoxious slob Who likes hot dogs & corn on the cob She stays instead of runningContinue reading “Tall Drink of Water”
Category Archives: Inspired By Situations
Here’s the Good Part
Things have been shaping up Things are really great now Better than a year ago I got out of the cellar somehow It was right around the the time When you ghosted me And I figured out for myself We were no baffling mystery And here’s the good part The part when I didn’t cryContinue reading “Here’s the Good Part”
Better to Lose the Saddle
They say you can risk everything Put it all right on that line You can bet the Farm or your house But that philosophy ain’t mine ‘Cause once I loved this girl And I gave up everything I had I spent every last penny on her Then one day I made her so mad ThatContinue reading “Better to Lose the Saddle”
When Your Sugar Don’t Want Your Honey
When your sugar don’t want your honey But she spends all your hard earned money And you know deep in your heart she won’t care either way You’ll see her buy what she wants And go to those fancy restaurants With friends acting like debutantes Who work less than they play Now, when your sugarContinue reading “When Your Sugar Don’t Want Your Honey”