Should’ve Been Toby Keith

He says he should have been a cowboy Ridin’ with the guys on a cattle drive I don’t think he understands his talents He makes people feel happy and alive He’s a stud in boots and cowboy hat And his songs are so intense and great Makes me wanna leave my 50K town To goContinue reading “Should’ve Been Toby Keith”

Is It True You’re Single Again?

Heard a rumor the other night If I’ve said too much say when Is it true he’s left you all alone Is it true you’re single again? Do you need me to come over? I’d be happy to soothe your pain Don’t be afraid to hang with me Is it true you’re single again? I’veContinue reading “Is It True You’re Single Again?”

Have You Smelled His Fingers Lately?

Have you smelled his fingers lately? Do you know where he’s been all day? Do you wonder if he’s been cheating? Or do you just turn the other way? Are you blind to who he’s been with? Do you care if he’s messing around? Have you smelled his fingers lately? Can’t you see he’s totallyContinue reading “Have You Smelled His Fingers Lately?”

The Whole Time I Knew

The whole time I knewI was falling for youAnd you were fallingFor me, too I can’t explain howOr why, dearIt simply was, to meCrystal clear The whole time I knewIt was a love, so trueThere was nothing moreI could do, but surrenderAnd keep opening upalways showing upMaking sure I’d neverGo on a crazy bender TheContinue reading “The Whole Time I Knew”

I’m Not Here to Get Drunk

No, I don’t want a bottle of Samuel Adams, A shot of Jagermeister or Root Beer Schnapps Don’t want a Malibu and Coke or a Mudslide Cuz I don’t wanna be pulled over by the cops I’m not here to cause a scene I’m not here to listen to Punk I came here to seeContinue reading “I’m Not Here to Get Drunk”

Skin Tag Blues

I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues I’ve got the Skin Tag Blues They’re all over my feet That’s why I don’t like wearin’ shoes Skin Tag Blues Skin Tag Blues There’s nothin’ I can do ‘bout these Skin Tag Blues Skin tags  on my belly Skin tags on my back Skin tags on the napeContinue reading “Skin Tag Blues”

Went Against Their Wishes

They thought something was off with him The moment he walked in and he met them His cold hands, the calculated stares, They were all Republicans, he was a Dem They didn’t like his condescending tone And his liberal freethinking ways He was a Black Lives Matter supporter And he believed in civil rights forContinue reading “Went Against Their Wishes”

Memory

Three thirty in the morning Woke up to go take a piss Then went to the front room Sat on the couch and wrote this Rain comes down hard outside I hear wind slamming the windows I decided to start up some coffee I should wash some dirty clothes And my dog is snoring likeContinue reading “Memory”