Just ’cause I’m a Farm boy from California Just ’cause I was raised Middle Class Just ’cause I didn’t finish college Just ’cause I’m not a fan of smokin’ grass I’m a no manscaped city lovin’ kid I’m no Regular Joe or well-to-do But if you gave me a chance For a little sweet ‘nContinue reading “Belly to Belly, Lips to Lips, Nose to Nose”
Category Archives: Naughty
Nipple Chills
I wanna see you get nipple chills I want you to feel it in your feet As you pull me into you closely I wanna be one with your heartbeat I wanna know what we have is unique ’cause you say it makes you weak Let’s go back to my place in the Hills ’causeContinue reading “Nipple Chills”
Parents’ Home Date
The popcorn’s made, it’s in a white plastic bowl It’s a home date, he’s gotta keep it under control He’s gotta show her he cares, but stay kinda cool but she’s already changed into a suit for the pool He picked out a movie, she wants to go swimmin’ She’s flirty like a lot ofContinue reading “Parents’ Home Date”
Maybe It’s Just My Boner
When I was younger than I am now I’d get erections all the time In classrooms and bathrooms The feeling was very sublime So it’s weird now that I’m older ‘Cause my dick doesn’t go up much these days Even when I’m not attracted to the girl it decides to go against my heart andContinue reading “Maybe It’s Just My Boner”
Chocolate Covered Banana
Bartender, I’ve had a really rough week The slopes here have been hard on me I was wonderin’ if you could be so kind to fix me one of the house specialties I know you know how to make it I’m sure you’ve done it before And if you make it right for me youContinue reading “Chocolate Covered Banana”
Sex Might Help
If you’re down on your luck You just crashed your GMC truck Yeah, then life might suck – But sex might help If someone special left you And you don’t know what to do Here’s a tip when you get blue Hey, sex might help Whether it’s tender or a little rough Or your partnerContinue reading “Sex Might Help”
Timberly
We met through my ex-girlfriend back in ’96 She had coffee colored eyes & blonde hair And I never got to know her very well Which to me, doesn’t seem very fair My ex-girlfriend loved talking about her She told me about her ex-fiance’ Mike And she said they all were roommates Then she expressedContinue reading “Timberly”
Muddin’ With Me
I know you’re a rich chick and everything Your Dad, he owns a bunch of real estate And your Mom, well she looked at me funny When I said to her I wanna take you on a date Not to some fancy high-class restaurant Or some romantic comedy you wanna see I wanna go doContinue reading “Muddin’ With Me”
Where Her Legs Begin
There’s a great big world right next to me And I know you know what I’m talkin’ about She cleans it every morning of the week So it doesn’t smell like Rainbow Trout And she loves it when I give it attention She gets so happy and her smile’s so wide It’s a special kindContinue reading “Where Her Legs Begin”