She does the dishesShe folds the clothesShe manages the homeDinner delights my noseOh, it’s plain to seeShe knows howTo get a rise out of me She picks up the kidsAnd doesn’t complainShe cuddles closeWhen it starts to rainOh, it’s meant to beShe knows howTo get a rise out of me She loves her MamaShe lovesContinue reading “She Knows How”
Category Archives: Naughty
Grinding the Corn
t took me a long while To understand how to do it right Like a younger boxer Who’s training hard for a fight I didn’t learn it from a book It was from experience & porn Then I finally got the hang Of grinding the corn I had lots of partners They lost their patienceContinue reading “Grinding the Corn”
Belly to Belly, Lips to Lips, Nose to Nose
Just ’cause I’m a Farm boy from California Just ’cause I was raised Middle Class Just ’cause I didn’t finish college Just ’cause I’m not a fan of smokin’ grass I’m a no manscaped city lovin’ kid I’m no Regular Joe or well-to-do But if you gave me a chance For a little sweet ‘nContinue reading “Belly to Belly, Lips to Lips, Nose to Nose”
Nipple Chills
I wanna see you get nipple chills I want you to feel it in your feet As you pull me into you closely I wanna be one with your heartbeat I wanna know what we have is unique ’cause you say it makes you weak Let’s go back to my place in the Hills ’causeContinue reading “Nipple Chills”
Parents’ Home Date
The popcorn’s made, it’s in a white plastic bowl It’s a home date, he’s gotta keep it under control He’s gotta show her he cares, but stay kinda cool but she’s already changed into a suit for the pool He picked out a movie, she wants to go swimmin’ She’s flirty like a lot ofContinue reading “Parents’ Home Date”
Maybe It’s Just My Boner
When I was younger than I am now I’d get erections all the time In classrooms and bathrooms The feeling was very sublime So it’s weird now that I’m older ‘Cause my dick doesn’t go up much these days Even when I’m not attracted to the girl it decides to go against my heart andContinue reading “Maybe It’s Just My Boner”
Chocolate Covered Banana
Bartender, I’ve had a really rough week The slopes here have been hard on me I was wonderin’ if you could be so kind to fix me one of the house specialties I know you know how to make it I’m sure you’ve done it before And if you make it right for me youContinue reading “Chocolate Covered Banana”
Sex Might Help
If you’re down on your luck You just crashed your GMC truck Yeah, then life might suck – But sex might help If someone special left you And you don’t know what to do Here’s a tip when you get blue Hey, sex might help Whether it’s tender or a little rough Or your partnerContinue reading “Sex Might Help”
Timberly
We met through my ex-girlfriend back in ’96 She had coffee colored eyes & blonde hair And I never got to know her very well Which to me, doesn’t seem very fair My ex-girlfriend loved talking about her She told me about her ex-fiance’ Mike And she said they all were roommates Then she expressedContinue reading “Timberly”