Autobiographical, Hokum, Inspired by an Article, Introspective, Lyrics, Naughty, No Music Yet, One Night Stands, Romance, Satire

Grinding the Corn

t took me a long while
To understand how to do it right
Like a younger boxer
Who’s training hard for a fight

I didn’t learn it from a book
It was from experience & porn
Then I finally got the hang
Of grinding the corn

I had lots of partners
They lost their patience with me
I didn’t have what they needed
To be comfortable and free

Until I started comprehending
I had to poke it like a thorn
Then she was hot and bothered
From grinding the corn

Grinding the cord
Is harder than it seems
It’s easier to do it
When you’re having wet dreams
Grinding the corn
Has nothing to do with food
But once you master the process
It’ll put your woman in a better mood

I can’t tell you how to do it
You’ll have to learn on your own
But you can’t be soft or timid
You’ve gotta be hard as a stone

You’ve gotta keep your goal in mind
Until she blows that mighty horn
Then you both will get great sleep
After grinding the corn

So keep at it, you’ll eventually master
The art of grinding the corn

Memorial Day Weekend, 2021

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Americana, Ballad, Heartbreak, Lyrics, No Music Yet, Nostalgia, One Night Stands, Relationships, Romance, Wistful

Kentucky Bourbon Eyes

Oh, you were a California girl
with Kentucky bourbon eyes
Your love was all I needed
It was such a sweet surprise
When you opened your heart
And said you wanted me too
If only for that one steamy summer night
Lookin’ into those Kentucky bourbon eyes
And drinkin’ ev’ry delicious drop of you

You came into my crazy but lonely life
When nobody else was there for me
The night we met at that ol’ dive bar
We ended up in a taxi at three
You softly whispered in my ear
“I wanna take you back to my place
So I can give you what you need
And put that smile back on your face

Oh, you were a California girl
with Kentucky bourbon eyes
Your love was all I needed
It was such a sweet surprise
When you opened your heart
And said you wanted me too
If only for that one steamy summer night
Lookin’ into those Kentucky bourbon eyes
And drinkin’ ev’ry delicious drop of you

I think of you and how you rocked my world
You brought me back to who I’ll always be
Oh, I feel it deep down in my hillbilly soul
That passionate evenin’ forever changed me

Oh, you were a California girl
with Kentucky bourbon eyes
Your love was all I needed
It was such a sweet surprise
When you opened your heart
And said you wanted me too
I still cherish that steamy summer night
Lookin’ into those Kentucky bourbon eyes
And drinkin’ ev’ry delicious drop of you

I still cherish that steamy summer night
Lookin’ into those Kentucky bourbon eyes
And drinkin’ ev’ry delicious drop of you

October 24, 2020

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