Category: Optimism
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Rowdy Rednecks
Get yourself a rowdy redneck To liven up the rest of your days Fall in love with a rowdy redneck To change your Yankee ways They don’t compromise their terms They laugh more than they cry Marry a rugged rowdy redneck They’ll be loyal to ya ‘til they die Befriend a bunch’a rowdy rednecks They’ll […]
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Soon Enough
I was twenty three I liked this girl so much I wanted her soft touch And hold her close to me But I had no game She was seeing a guy He was eagle, I was a firefly In a jar wanting to to be free In that push and pull relationship I knew that […]
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Hardcore Country A**holes
You came in with a chip on your shoulder Wearin’ a ripped Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt Your hair’s greasy under that STP cap And your jeans are covered in mud & dirt Take a look around and what do ya see I’ll give ya a hint, all our Harleys outside We just got off the […]
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People We Know
People we know are lonely People we know are afraid People we know are hurting From the games they’ve played They didn’t know they were playin’ They just wanted happiness But the walls got higher Those are nasty frogs they kissed And we try to cheer them up Say they are worthy of more We […]
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Squirt, Beer Nuts, and You
I remember the first time I tasted it I must have been oh, about fifteen I got some on my Mack Truck shirt I thought I was the man on the scene But I wasn’t the guy I hoped I was Till that summer at camp when I changed for the better because You turned […]
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She’ll Come To You
You wonder when she’ll show her face You walk all the sidewalks in this town Drive to see someone you liked online But afterwards you get a little down Is it because you’ve been so lonely You think you needs to happen soon Planning out your perfect first date By the water, under the fullest […]
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Capitola
My toes are burning It must have been the sand When we were walking on the beach And I was holding your sweet hand I remember it all The love we used to make When you and I were younger then I loved the tasty scones you’d bake Now I sit here In this wheelchair […]
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The Jewish Life
I’m not good with money I don’t work in real estate I don’t struggle daily With self-love or hate But I’ve worn the same watch Ever since our wedding day Even though my wife is Arabic It’s this I’ve gotta say I wanna be Jewish I wanna wear gold I’m gonna wear boxers & White […]
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She Cowgirl’s Hard
I’m the kind of guy who grew up in my room Readin’ ‘bout life out on the golden prairie My classmates, they said I was too sensitive They called me weak and a flamin’ fairy I was learnin’ violin by the age of nine I was cookin’ and cleanin’ earlier than that Mom said she […]