Is It True You’re Single Again?

Heard a rumor the other night If I’ve said too much say when Is it true he’s left you all alone Is it true you’re single again? Do you need me to come over? I’d be happy to soothe your pain Don’t be afraid to hang with me Is it true you’re single again? I’veContinue reading “Is It True You’re Single Again?”

The Whole Time I Knew

The whole time I knewI was falling for youAnd you were fallingFor me, too I can’t explain howOr why, dearIt simply was, to meCrystal clear The whole time I knewIt was a love, so trueThere was nothing moreI could do, but surrenderAnd keep opening upalways showing upMaking sure I’d neverGo on a crazy bender TheContinue reading “The Whole Time I Knew”

If I Had More Money

She didn’t break up with me Cause I said the wrong thing She didn’t cut me off permanently Cause she didn’t like the songs I’d sing when I’d serenade her from her lawn And the neighbors would sing along No, she said if I had more money Things wouldn’t have turned out wrong She likedContinue reading “If I Had More Money”

Well Spoken Woman

No matter where I go, or who I’m around There’s a kind of gal I haven’t yet found She reads Town & Country Wears a little black dress She smells of hydrangeas and doesn’t feel stress She’s a well spoken woman She says uproar instead of noise and tender spot instead of nerve Has possessionsContinue reading “Well Spoken Woman”

When It Comes To Shaving

I’m happy with wearing plain clothes I don’t need logos on them to feel great I’m fine with simple decor in our home I don’t mind eating off a paper plate But there’s one thing I won’t ever negotiate When it comes to shaving I’ll always need to use a brush and soap I won’tContinue reading “When It Comes To Shaving”

Deep Questions

Am I still your one and only love? Am I still the one that you want? Am I still sunshine on your shoulders? Am I still your moonlight in Vermont? Are you someone who watches over me? Or do you feel lonesome tonight? When my health has fallen by the wayside Will you still haveContinue reading “Deep Questions”

Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Meet-Cute Song (Duet)

Man: There you are, I don’t know you but I see you every day Here at this place, you never ever take a look over my way And I don’t know why your eyes haven’t met mine And I don’t know why but I believe in God’s Design And this I know, This I feelContinue reading “Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Meet-Cute Song (Duet)”

Not So Wise

She’s as hot as biscuits on Sunday mornin’ but she can be colder than a witches tit And when I put my right hand in her left one It feels like a worn-in leather baseball mitt And when I look into those turquoise eyes There’s a whole world in there to explore Just when IContinue reading “Not So Wise”

The Regular

Well, I’m a regular at the Lucca Grill Where I order the same thing every week A Ham and Pineapple Calzone & a Coke And they listen to me even when I’m bleak I don’t have many friends around anymore My ex-wife took the kids away from me So I go there to check inContinue reading “The Regular”