Etiquette Nazis

There she is at the dinner partyTelling them all how to behaveThere she is at the dinner partyDoin’ that Princess Wave There she is at the dinner partyGiving orders like an Uppity DameExpecting everyone to be PreppyExpecting everyone to be the same Somebody tell the Etiquette NaziSomebody tell her she’s all wrongSomebody tell the EtiquetteContinue reading “Etiquette Nazis”

Screw City Nights

Back in 1999 my bro called me He needed help with Expediting From what he said, I got excited He was baiting and I was biting So I gave 2 weeks at the Hotel And headed to the Midwest Qualified for that fast freight job Then I didn’t get much rest Pre-Chorus: Cause we wereContinue reading “Screw City Nights”

I’m Not Here to Get Drunk

No, I don’t want a bottle of Samuel Adams, A shot of Jagermeister or Root Beer Schnapps Don’t want a Malibu and Coke or a Mudslide Cuz I don’t wanna be pulled over by the cops I’m not here to cause a scene I’m not here to listen to Punk I came here to seeContinue reading “I’m Not Here to Get Drunk”

In The Hamptons

She’s in the Hamptons Not at Eytan Mirsky’s show In the Hamptons No, she didn’t wanna go She likes him & all his music It makes her feel alive & free But she’s in the Hamptons Makin’ out with me She’s in the Hamptons And Eytan’s playin’ tonight In the Hamptons She’s holdin’ on toContinue reading “In The Hamptons”