Adult Themes, Americana, Country Song, Inspired by People, Lyrics, No Music Yet, Optimism, Snarky, Southern Traditions

Rowdy Rednecks

Get yourself a rowdy redneck
To liven up the rest of your days
Fall in love with a rowdy redneck
To change your Yankee ways

They don’t compromise their terms
They laugh more than they cry
Marry a rugged rowdy redneck
They’ll be loyal to ya ‘til they die

Befriend a bunch’a rowdy rednecks
They’ll always have your back
Get drunk with rowdy rednecks
But don’t make fun of the gun rack

Or they’ll snap you like a twig
They’re moody but they’re fun
Oh, hang with the Rowdy Rednecks
You’ll find they’re not so dumb

They’ll teach you how to fish
They’ll beat your ass in darts
They’ll tell ya filthy jokes
And laugh at burps ‘n farts

You’ll find ‘em whoopin’ it up
In the town where you are
Oh, they’re the best,
Those Rowdy Rednecks –
Just Google “Local Country Bar”

They’ll be gettin’ hammered there
At your local crazy country bar

Yeehaw!

September 2, 2022

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Adult Themes, Americana, Bluegrass, Country Song, Love, Lyrics, No Music Yet, Nostalgia, Optimism, Relationships, Romance, Southern Traditions, Women

Warm and Neighborly Woman

We met at the Farmer’s Market, she was sellin’ sweet corn by the pound
And I was quite surprised by her sincere smile I accidentally found
Her lips were like apples from trees I’d pick from when I was young
I just could not believe my eyes, she was a love song yet to be sung

She was a warm and neighborly woman who lived outside of my town
I guess she hadn’t found a cowboy who was willing to settle down
And I don’t know how I found the courage to ask her out on a date
She said she’d love to as long as we weren’t out too late

So after the Farmer’s Market closed down we went to a local bar
She had on jeans and a gingham blouse & looked like a Country star
Her eyes were kind as she looked at me, she was funny and wise
As she shared a little about her lifestyle and her problems with guys

She was a warm and neighborly woman who didn’t want to be alone
I guess nobody found in her what I did, yet she was not unknown
I asked her if I could get her number and she wrote it on my hand
And we talked for an hour as we listened to a lively Bluegrass band

I called her the next mornin’ she just got in from feedin’ her hogs
She told me to call her later, she was just about to bathe her dogs
So I waited a couple hours and she said yes to going out that night
She let me know she was famished and would love to go have a bite

She was a warm and neighborly woman but she also had a wild side
Once she got to drinkin’ and dancin’ man she was like a carnival ride
I asked her if she’d consider bein’ my girlfriend and she said, “Okay!”
And we’ve been together ever since that Summer Farmer’s Market day

Oh, we’ve been together ever since that Summer Farmer’s Market day.

December 1, 2020
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Adult Themes, Country Song, Funny, Inspired by Outdoors, Lyrics, No Music Yet, Nostalgia, Optimism, Southern Traditions

Sand In Our Cracks

Sand in our cracks
Breathing the ocean breeze
As we’re makin’
sweet memories
With Hawaiian Tropic oil
on our sun kissed backs
and warm white sand in our cracks

Tired of bein’ at home
Tired of stayin’ inside
Wanna get outta this place
Where the water is wide
Where the fun never stops
As we wear our flip flops
And the sand is so hot
Where we do shot after shot

(Where we get)
Sand in our cracks
Breathin’ the ocean breeze
As we’re makin’
sweet memories
With Hawaiian Tropic oil
on our sun kissed backs
And warm white sand in our cracks

More than ready to go
I’m already there in my mind
Where the good vibes flow
And we’ve left our work behind
We spend our refund checks
Nah, we don’t dare save
It’s more fun to soak up rays,
Get loose and misbehave

In a Southern Coastal state
Where we’ve gone for years
Where we stay up late
Where we let go of our fears
Where we can be ourselves
And let go of our past
Spend that time with each other
Before we get older too fast
Too fast

(So we get)
Sand in our cracks
Breathe in the
ocean breeze
As we’re makin’
sweet memories
With Hawaiian Tropic oil
on our sun kissed backs
The ladies have no tan lines
With warm white sand in their cracks
Where us men have our swim trunks on
and the warm white sand in our cracks

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Americana, Ballad, Country Song, Growing Up, Love, Lyrics, Nostalgia, Relationships, Rites of Passage, Romance, Southern Traditions, Young Love

RC and a Moonpie

We were young
Too young for love of any kind
But still, I tried
I desired to blow your little mind
We went down to the General Store
I spent silver dollars and a dime
Just so you and I could share
our first RC and a Moonpie

I was twelve
You were going on eleven
It was a crush
You were my idea of heaven
You held my hand the way there
Though it was nearly suppertime
Just so you and I could share
our first RC and a Moonpie

We sat outside on the porch
It was only me and you there
I remember how you smiled
and your golden wavy hair
I don’t know if we were gone long
But I didn’t really care
Star crossed children do what matters
What happened after was unfair

It was dark
On that porch, we were a kissin’
And your Mom
She thought you were missin’
They found us on the swing
Your Daddy looked me in the eye
And said you’d ever see me again
or shared with any boy then
another RC and a Moonpie

We went back to that porch
It was only me and you there
I remember that next time
I wasn’t even timid or scared
We had to sneak around, sure
Star crossed teens do what matters
And now I’ll always share
an RC and a Moonpie with you

Now I’ll always share
an RC and a Moonpie with you

January 22, 2020

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